TEN REASONS WHY I SWEAR
1. It pleases my mother so much.
2. It is a fine mark of manliness.
3. It proves I have self-control.
4. It indicates how clearly my mind operates.
5. It makes my conversation so pleasing to everybody.
6. It leaves no doubt in anyone's mind as to my good breeding.
7. It impresses people that I have more than ordinary education.
8. It is an unmistakable sign of culture and refinement.
9. It makes me a very desireable personality among women, children, and respectable society.
10. It is my way of honoring God who said, "Thou shalt not take the nome of the Lord in vain."
